(Before you read this, make sure you read the previous post)
Are you bored?
Do you want power on the end of your necklace?!
Would you like to have a personal force-field around you whenever you go?!?
Would you you like to HYPNOTIZE YOUR FRIENDS!!?!?
Do you want to TURN IN TO A REAL MERMAID!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!
May cause rashes, loss of friends, an inflated ego, the yearning to become evil and rule the world, the loss of the ability to walk, and blindness.
Excitement sold separately.